The Coolest Guy On The Planet

Well today Google slapped the hell outta me…

As a matter of fact I’m not even showing at all in the search results.

My site still shows a Google Page Rank (of 1)

but I am simply not showing in the engines.

So I’m thinking maybe I should show Google a little love and maybe they’ll let me keep competing in this exciting “coolest guy on the planet thing”

So if when you read this you want to see where I am currently ranked you can just click on this convenient link to my not-so-friendly-currently friend Google.

Check Coolest Rankings on Google

…so why do I think they banned me.

Well I have a few ideas

1. Maybe I have been putting in a few too many “coolest, guy, and planet” phrases
2. Maybe the speed at which I am building backlinks is setting off alarms in the underground lab at Google
3. Maybe someone who works there has a personal vendetta against me being cool

Truth is I don’t know and I’m not about to call Google and ask them what happened to my rank because I’m working on dominating their rankings.

This happened before with B. who currently holds the #1 position, so they may indeed have some kind of “rankings alarm” in place.

Let’s see how many days it takes me to bounce back.

This concludes another post of SEO news for my exciting pursuit of coolness.

Chau Babe!

-Jae

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